Slaughterhouse Rock 1988
USA/92
minutes/1988
Lines- When
Alex and the rest of the group are climbing the hill, “maybe we should've got
some silver bullets and garlic.”
Alex’s
friends after the levitation scene, in order to kill the demon-“Look let’s just
drive a stake through his heart, and get it over with”
Taglines- The
music is the madness.
Alcatraz.
For 39 years it held society's most depraved killers. Now it's home to
something even worse...
The
plot, if anyone can make any sense of it, concerns a certain college kid called
Alex harassed by scary dreams of a cannibal demon in a padded cell walking
through rotting water and cutting people’s limbs to get tasty bites, complete
with skin, bones and cartilage. But wait, the same demon does like his meat
roasted too, for in one scene Alex imagines getting barbecued. More on that in
a moment.
These
nightmares turn out to be projections of actual events taking place in an
island called Alcatraz. This is informed to him by his psychokinesis professor
Claudia who advises Alex to go there and confront the demon ! In an ancient
manuscript, the history of Alcatraz is disclosed. It seems that there was a
fort before and there was an ancient text composed by Indian medicine men,
which a wicked white man got hold of. In turn, he used their secrets to enslave
them, and then there were reports of wild orgies and strange disappearances at
Alcatraz, which fortified its reputation as downright nasty and perverse. One
night there was a huge conflagration at the place, and the Government abandoned
it, later turning it into a prison. Huh ? So what was the government doing
before, when there were sadistic rituals and lots of whoring around going on ?
And what of the fire ? Was there an investigation ? These are the nuances that
the movie is not worried about, for it wants to plod along with gaping holes in
its narrative, which will irritate even a kindergarten student. The only nuance
present is a slant reference to Nightmare On Elm Street, because like the
haunted teenagers in those films, here Alex too has to stay awake to prevent
the demon from haunting him. But Alex has visions when he's awake too, such as
demon hands ripping through restaurant papered walls to strangulate him, and
imagining his face to be half maggot eaten with a slug from his mouth (sort of
looked like glass noodles)
All
his dreams have a connection with a dead rock singer Sammy Mitchell whose dead
body was found inside the cell blocks of Alcatraz hanged by her own belt. Alex
keeps hearing her latest song in his nightmares. Alex has splitting headaches,
loss of appetite and shaking hands and initially resists going to Alcatraz, but
one night when all his friends, brother and girlfriend camp out at his place,
they find him levitating from his bed with a strong white beam emanating from
the bed holding him prostate. It turns out the demon is roasting Alex atop a
fire and preparing a meal !
Claudia,
the professor, thinks Alex is being summoned to Alcatraz and that he's like a
vessel used to send a message. That very night, all these family members and
friends take a fishing boat to the island and begin to take a look around.
Caroline leads them to the main cell block, where the demon may be residing,
based on the old manuscript she's read and based on some maps. She says the
demon is buried someplace below the building, with a set of steps going down a
floor. They find a cell block with recent damage and a torn out steel door.
Going inside the door, Alex gets separated from the rest and meets the ghost of
Sammy who tells him how to deal with the demon who is lurking around and is
'not in a good mood'. The rest see a dead body and rush outside the door while
Alex’s brother is sucked inside by a cold blast of dusty air.
Sammy's
ghost tells him that her latest hit was composed, produced and directed by her, and airmailed to Alex so that he would get her message and come to her aid, in
stopping the indestructible monster that she let loose. She was apparently a
goth fan, decorating her stage with real cadavers and was lifelong obsessed
with death and the occult, and her ghost says that life is a gift and death
isn't fun. She also informs Alex that monster gets his energy from the living
essence of everyone he has killed on the island. Unless Alex sets these souls
free, the demon would continue to grow in strength.
Now
brace for the funny moment, for a confused Alex asks the dead rock singer to
explain the meaning of indestructible power. The exact words used by Sammy
are-“By inviting his power inside himself, he gave an opening into our world
for a lot more than he ever imagined. This thing that overtook him is pure
evil.” What on earth is that supposed to mean ?
Anyway,
it seems that Alex was chosen by her because as a living body, he could open a
door at the end of a labyrinthine corridor and release the captive energy. She tells him to
lie down and help her in leaving his body (astral projection). Meanwhile, the
demon kills Richard and disguised as him, with green eyes, white Dracula teeth
and white drool, lures his girlfriend and rapes her. Sammy dances for Alex as
he rests on the dusty floor and this sequence is interspersed with Alex's
demonic visions. Meanwhile the bunch of other people chase the demon who has
possessed Richard and try to draw the ‘real’ Richard out of its distorted
contortions. The demon spews snakes from his mouth and appears and
disappears at will, like an agile cat, playing with the poor people who scamper
for safety.
Alex’s
spirit hovers over his body and Sammy tells him about the history of the
monster. It was earlier a certain commander Moricai Langston who began enjoying
human meat, till too many Indians disappeared from the island. When the Indians
had taken enough shit from him, they barbecued him to exorcise the evil, but
instead the white man had learnt enough magic to make a pact with the devil and
continue existing as the cannibal demon.
Sammy
had earlier (when alive) read the manuscript which detailed the hidden place of
the ashes of the evil sorcerer buried in the island and surrounded by symbols
of great power, as his ashes were still considered dangerous ! She found the
urn and the spirit accidentally got released. Richard’s soul appears and tells Alex
that his body is taken by the demon, and that it is Alex’s job to set his
damned soul free and grant him eternal peace.
The
demon is finally destroyed in the chapel with a wooden cross and fire. The
body of the demon chases Alex's spirit in the dungeons below and tries to harm
him. But he manages to run through the leaky walls and putrid moss filled water
to reach the door. He keeps beating the door till it opens and as sunlight
filters in, both body and spirit of the demon are finally destroyed. But
Caroline is captured by the demon in the chapel and burns to death. Alex and his romantic interest Jan are the only survivors.
The
movie's plot is atrociously ludicrous, the acting is pathetic, lines are corny
and sound that they were prepared impromptu by the non-actors, the special
effects are non-existing except the levitation scene and the astral projection
one. I am at a loss to understand the motivation behind this movie, as in how
some people could have conjured up this stinker and as to why they chose to
inflict unsuspecting audiences to pounding headaches. But to be honest, I did
have lot of laughs over the contrived sequences, especially every time when the
demon bared his fangs and pulped people to death in hilarious ways, like
bashing a man's brain with a fist which would put Jason Voorhees to shame
(remember the head bounce scene in Friday the 13th part 8 movie) or salivated
at bare tits and necks. The possessed demon representing it's spirit was a
complete comedian who appeared from roofs, out of thin air and growled with
friendly aggression, then proceeded to rip out flesh or brain tissues with a
solemn promptitude that Alex was quite taken aback and unable to react at the
right moment. In the end, his role was consigned to just releasing these poor
souls from the grip of the fearsome (haha) demon and send them to peaceful rest
in heaven or wherever. The dance scene of Sammy was really funny too,
considering that she could have achieved her aim of freeing Alex's spirit
through some hocus pocus spells. As I see it, her dance signified her ability
after death to sway to her own posthumous tunes which were usefully created to
arouse Alex into demon hunting action. Also, the barbecue scenes of the evil
commander and Alex were hilarious, especially as in the former case the
ritual was meant to cleanse the evil from his system and in the latter Alex's
butt burning is accompanied by the demon carving up a knife and cutting up his
chest to enjoy a juicy ( if slightly undercooked) bite !
88
films presents the film for the first time on Blu Ray in the UK. It had been earlier released in the US by Code Red label in 2016. The 88 film disc is region B
locked and ports a sharp video transfer in widescreen with optional English
subtitles. The colours are bright and sharp, grain is at manageable level and
supports a healthy film like appearance, black levels are strong and contrast is also good. The audio is
reasonable if not great. Extras include a theatrical trailer (not remastered)
and an interview with Jim Harper, the author of Legacy of Blood. There's a
reversible sleeve which basically is the same artwork in original blue colour.
The other one is red as is the case, which gives a premium feel to an otherwise
underwhelming film. Though 88 films claims that this is title 32 in the Slasher
Films Collection, it would be more appropriate if the studio opened a comedy
collection and named this as their first, because apart from the non-existing
horror and several head-scratching funny moments, the gore is minimal and amateur, the filmmakers using copious amounts
of fake blood, latex gum and jelly to accomplish the cheap effects.
Bottomline-
A boring drag of a film, it's not even entertaining enough to be classified in
the 'so bad it's good' category. Except some unintentional chuckles, the rest
is just eyesore. I am not sure I can recommend this movie at all.